Holy mother of perl, this guy is great. Compactable
Dave writes up his comments on
the SCO City to City Tour . Some
gems…

On the upcoming features for future SCO releases:

• The 80’s called, they want their features back.
• Maybe I should lend my old 486 running Debian from ’97 to Pizza Hut-it sounds like they could use the upgrade.
• Maybe their idea of building a super-OS involves a fistful of
  RPMs.