Oh heeellll…this rocks. In case you’re not familiar with it, the James Randi Educational Foundation has a standing one million dollar prize for any individual who can show proper evidence of supernatural powers. A bit from the FAQ: The Foundation is committed to providing reliable information about paranormal claims. It both supports and conducts original research into such claims. At JREF, we offer a one-million-dollar prize to anyone who can show, under proper observing conditions, evidence of any paranormal, supernatural, or occult power or event.

Now, I’ve known about the Million Dollar Challenge for a long time, and I’ve heard interviews with Randi where he tells great stories about various challengers. But I had no idea…that they keep the log of challengers on a forum at the website, complete with the various back and forth emails!

I mean, does it get better than this:

• GERALD EPLING – Shimmering Leaf Inventor: I do claim that an egg can sense my intention or action involved with boiling another cohort egg. This is the essence of my paranormal claim.
• PETER HUBINKSY, I WALK THE LINE: I have found that my presence creates telekinetic/teleportation phenomenon which rearranges and/or teleports random objects in open and closed spaces. Random telekinetically and teleported objects appear in spaces where there are loose debris such as small stones, bits of plastic, metal, glass, leaves, paperclips, etc.
• Baltazar Lopez, Mexican “??????????”:As SECOND TEST I propose, U can take a photograph of me!! get a machine like Kirlian or similar so U can see my special energy!! it’s real!!

And that’s just a sample. My life is complete. I may never leave the randi.org site again…